Joke a guy in theatre told me.
Q: why did the sperm cross the road?
A: because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
So dirty. ;)
Joke#1
Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says “Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!”.to which the second hobo replies: “oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day”“Did you get a blow job?”“Naw, I couldnt find her head”



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